What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 23:59
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
Do people have to be a pastor to baptize?
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
Octopussy
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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Live and Let Die
Dr No
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
From Russia With Love
Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”